Me:: Man, these are creepy.
Husband:: What are you looking at? [Looks at computer monitor] Are those snakes?
Me:: No. They're called slow-worms. They're native to the U.K. Basically, they're lizards without arms or legs.
Husband:: They do look like snakes, don't they.
Me:: I think that's why they make my skin crawl a bit, you know? I think I'd feel more comfortable if they were snakes.
Husband:: But they are less threatening than snakes.
Me:: That's true. "Slow-Worms On A Plane" doesn't have the same ring to it.